Philosophy Made Simple







Little Brown, March 2006


Philosophy Made Simple

Allegory of the Cave


    Rudy took up philosophy late in life. He wanted some answers, an explanation, or at least a chance to ponder the great mysteries, before it was too late—love and death, the meaning and purpose of human existence, moments of vision, the voice of God, the manifest indifference of the material universe to injustice and suffering, the insanity of war, the mysterious tug of beauty on the human heart. What did he know about these things? Not a lot. But something. He’d never had a college education. He’d turned down a basketball scholarship at Michigan State University in order to go to work for Harry Becker up in Chicago. But he hadn’t peddled avocados for thirty years on the South Water Street Market without learning a thing or two about life, and Helen, his wife, had practiced all her lectures on him when she’d started teaching art history at Edgar Lee Masters, dropping her slides one at a time into the projector on the dining room table, the front end propped up on a couple of paperbacks so that it cast a slightly top-heavy image on the wall over the sideboard. So he knew a little bit about Beauty too. Beauty with a capital B: not just a pretty face or a picturesque landscape, not just a Greek Aphrodite or a Renaissance nude or a Turner sunset, but something that might shoot out of an old man’s face or out of a side of beef, sharp as his carbon steel kitchen knives, sad as bent notes on his guitar, but joyful at the same time.     —Philosophy Made Simple

At four o’clock, Norma Jean finished a painting and her Russian owner led her
back to a small barn. The winter Texans looked through the paintings in the covered stand and made their selections while they waited for him to return. Rudy picked out a painting too—a swirl of bright colors—deep purples and greens and yellows that seemed to push up against the surface of the canvas. It was one of the thirty-dollar paintings: Plum Blossom and Snow Competing for Spring.  —Philosophy Made Simple

Plato says that philosophy  begins in wonder. Aristotle too.
Had they ever seen an elephant painting?



   He pulled a medium-sized avocado off the tree and cut it open with his pocket knife to expose the three concentric layers. The drama that had been unfolding under his nose now unfolded a second time in his memory: the scales separating to reveal the tiny buds, so irresistibly soft that he’d rolled them back and forth, absent-mindedly, between thumb and forefinger, and touched them to his lips; the buds plumping and turning into flowers; the bees humming as they did the work of pollinating the flowers; the flowers that contained in their ovaries the germs of hard seed and soft, buttery flesh; and now the clawlike hands of the trees holding the set fruits in magician’s fingers. He’d been buying and selling avocados for thirty years: squatty green Fuertes with flat bottoms; knobby, dark-skinned Hasses, pear-shaped Zutanos; long-necked Jims; smooth, oily Pinkertons; handsome, shiny Texas Lulas, but now he felt that for the first time he was waking up to the mystery.  —Philosophy Made Simple

 “Philosophy Made Simple is the saga of a modest man trying to make sense of the shadows on the wall of his life.  Robert Hellenga’s good humor and generosity keep the most serious subjects delightfully buoyant without detracting from their gravity.  But finally, what’s most satisfying – and profound – about his writing is that he has great respect for the complexity of ordinary people and events (though he spices his story with some pretty extraordinary ones as well!).  I loved this book, every graceful insight, every unexpected turn, and because I didn’t want it to end, I’m setting out to read all of Hellenga now, to keep that voice in my ear.”    
                         
             —Rosellen Brown (Author of four novels, including Tender Mercies and Before and After)
    In Hellenga's vibrant fourth novel, a retired widower embarks on a semi-philosophical quest that yields an avocado grove, an elephant and a new love.
      Sixty-year-old RudyHarrington has been selling avocados in Chicago all his life. His beloved wife Helen is dead, elder daughters Meg and Molly live in other cities and now his youngest, Margot (first encountered in Hellenga's debut, The Sixteen Pleasures, 1994), has left for Italy. Should Rudy hit the road too? There's an avocado grove in Texas up for sale. He's been reading a book by the uncle of TJ, Molly's Indian boyfriend (yes, it's called Philosophy Made Simple). Might he find Aristotle's "supreme good" in Texas? Rudy decides to give it a shot. Though he soon realizes that raising avocados will not make him any wiser than selling them did, his new home near the Rio Grande has its appeal. There's an elegant bordello just across the border. His neighbors include an Indian pandit who has magically rid the town of its crows and a Russian whose elephant, Norma Jean, paints four abstract canvases a day. All three daughters eventually show up, but it's the artistic elephant who steals the show...

      There's nothing whimsical about this solidly grounded fiction, which enchantingly exlores the space between philosophical concepts and our hapless floundering in life's challenges.
                                                              —Kirkus Reviews

[W]ith the publication of "Philosophy Made Simple," his fourth book, Hellenga once again has produced a novel that adds immeasurably to the pleasures of reading contemporary fiction. His ability to ground his intelligence in the everyday and produce novels that are smart and intellectually engaging while at the same time emotionally compelling is a rare thing.   —The Chicago Tribune, NPR
Since this is a novel, it is not a surprise to learn where Hellenga stands on the ancient quarrel between philosopy and literature. He makes his case against Plato well, moving us with pathos and pleasure, startling us into wisdom.  —The New York Times Book Review



    It was during Hurricane Beulah—at the peak of the storm—that Rudy finished Philosophy Made Simple, read the last chapters by the light of a paraffin lamp, reached the end of the story.… we’re all heading into an unknowable future; there’s no way to chart a course with any certainty; we face death troubled by Angst and Nausée and Ennui; we search for ways to set the world on a firm metaphysical foundation, but we have no reason to believe that such a metaphysical foundation exists. The only meaning our lives have is the meaning we give them.
 



   Outside, the storm raged, frightening but exhilarating. Through the kitchen window, when he raised his eyes from his book, Rudy could see nothing, and when he turned his eyes inward, the darkness was equally profound, the storm equally frightening and equally exhilarating. He closed the book around his thumb, thankful for these moments, thankful for moha, for passion, for all the threads that attached him to this world, this life.                             

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